Sunday

I'm back

So the computer was giving me problems...now it's not. Time for random information. The Irish won...little closer than the blood pressure could have wished, but a win's a win. God Bless Samardzija's sticky fingers. The Patriots have emergerd victorious...over the Bills, so that's no big deal. But still. Here is your extremely strange video for the day. I didn't know that sharks could do that. But did YOU know that sharks only eat seven people a year? As opposed to the 200 people per annum who are slain by falling coconuts? And 300 a year that choke on ballpoint pens? And now for a moment of conversational whiplash: were you aware that we didn't lose a single battle in Vietnam? That we were in fact winning up the time of our abrupt departure? I gues I hadn't thought of it like that. Makes you want to clutch your head, close your eyes, and pretend the world makes sense...

2 comments:

Father Barry said...

Portrait of Catherine, sitting in a corner, rocking, muttering:

"I AM a rational animal. I AM a rational animal."

-S

Anonymous said...

Have You Never Heard of a war of attrition? most of the wars fought throughout history.....

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